And how are we all?

And how are we all?

I MUST CONFESS, I'M NOT A HAPPY BUNNY!

RECENTLY WE HAVE NOTICED AN INCREASE IN REQUESTS FOR 'BARE-BACK' - THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN AT BROOKLYNS BABES, SO DON'T ASK. WE ARE AWARE OF GIRLS WHO OFFER THIS SERVICE. WE WOULDN'T LET THEM UP OUR STAIRS!  

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS??? DO YOU THINK THAT BECAUSE A GIRL USES PrEP - USED TO PREVENT AIDS- IT PREVENTS ALL SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES? ITS DOES NOT.

SO IF YOU ARE HAPPY TO PAY £100 TO GET YOUR DICK WET - THEN ALSO BE PREPARED FOR THE AFTERMATH, THE LITTLE GIFT YOU GIVE YOUR MRS./PARTNER, SYPHILIS, GONORRHEA, CHLAMYDIA, HERPES.  

I DON'T OFTEN GET ON MY MORAL HIGH HORSE (IT'S OBVIOUSLY A VERY SMALL HORSE)- BUT I FIND THIS WHOLE PRACTICE DISGUSTING, AND FRANKLY SO SHOULD YOU.

RANT OVER.

NOW ON A SERIOUS NOTE EMPHASISED WITH BIG SHOUTY CAPITAL LETTERS -IF YOU BOOK AN APPOINTMENT AND DO NOT CONFIRM ON THE DAY, THEN DRIVE FOR AN HOUR AND FIND THE LADY YOU HAVE BOOKED ISN'T AVAILABLE - DO NOT CRACK THE SHITS WITH OUR RECEPTIONISTS. THEY ARE THE LAST TO KNOW AND LEAST RESPONSIBLE!!!!

ALWAYS CONFIRM ON THE DAY TO AVOID ANY DISAPPOINTMENT. SEEMS PRETTY DUMB NOT TO, REALLY?

As you will have noticed, we've started 2026 with a crisp new website, and now, rather than sending emails, you can direct any enquiries or questions you have to Electric Mel - the speech bubble on the home page. Electric Mel has all the answers, but if you find she struggles to respond correctly, please use the tried-and-trusted method and call 01270 215600. We will be adding a booking page in the near future, but if you prefer a personal touch, our receptionists are always happy to help. We think you will find the new site much easier to navigate. Of course, it may feel a little odd at first, and there may be a few teething problems, but we will get there. PLEASE NOTE: ELECTRIC MEL DOESN'T DO ROLE PLAY!!!

See you up the stairs,

Mel x