And how are we all doing?

I hope life is being kind to you all.

NEWS FLASH – DUE TO THE ONGOING BASTARD TRAIN BASTARD STRIKES WE WILL BE BASTARD CLOSED ON BONK HOLIDAY MONDAY, SO TOTALLY IGNORE THE REFERENCE BELOW. YOU MAY HAVE WORKED OUT WE ARE UNHAPPY ABOUT THIS, IN FACT WE HAVE BEEN TROUBLED/DISRUPTED BY THE BASTARD TRAIN STRIKES/OVERTIME BANS FOR THE LAST 22 MONTHS. ITS TIME THEY PULLED THEMSELVES TOGETHER AND GOT BACK TO WORK!!

Its BANK HOLIDAY BONK TIME! And where better to spend it than BROOKLYNS? With a bevy of new beauties – all looking forward to playing with your Maypole. :o)

Recently some of you have shared your experiences with Adult Works and I really don’t understand why you put yourselves through it, maybe its part of the thrill of finding the HOLY GRAIL aka the Gold plated FANNY. Girls advertised aren’t the ones who are actually working there, nobody there when you turn up for your booking, having to pass Sergei on the stairs, and then there are the extra extras! When you step through our door, we introduce you to all the ladies, and you’re under no obligation to stay If you prefer privacy – call ahead, book an appointment and explain to the receptionist that privacy is an important and she will make sure privacy is what you get. You want to take your time and relax? Book an uninterrupted hour.

Lots of new faces – wee know you like a bit of fresh – PRIYA THE PUNJABI PRINCESS – a curvy Asian babe, LUCIOUOS LUNA – who has the biggest boobs in the WORLD – young and horny (she’s an A-Z girl) EROTIC EVIE has certainly caused quite a stir maybe its her killer body or her seductive, sensual ways…

And of course all of our amazing lovelies are ready and waiting to welcome you, if you want to make a booking please call 01270 215600 for details!

We really appreciate your patronage. Please remember IF YOU’VE HAD FUN, TELL YOUR FRIENDS – IF YOU HAVEN’T, TELL US. that is how we maintain high standards of customer satisfaction. :o)

Who doesn’t like a happy ending!


We know that you trust our judgement; we hate to disappoint, so please always ring on the day to check that the lady of your choice is available.

See you up the stairs,